Great turn offs??????

HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.

HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing..

So its over.....

When a relationship that you thought would be long term comes to an end.....or you bring it to an end, there mixed feelings are they not?

I cannot speak for the lads, but lassies would totally feel me when I say that at the moment you feel you want to break up with your guys u are soooooo sure that is it. That is what you reallly want, that is your final decision. Its almost as though there is no love there......

Then as soon as you say the words........ The words that lead to damnation on the part of the guy........the words that break the heart.........the three dreaded words........" it is over" ; as soon as those words are uttered in probable finality, you start wondering." OMG, is this eternal termination? Will I get another guy? Do I really want to end this?"

The question that follows is not totally a suprise but it is still not expected. To your dismay your guy about to be Ex'd asks you ," are you sure?"

For some reason that question is even used in tv game shows such as deal or no deal, who want to be a millionaire, etc. In my opinion, it is used to instill doubt in the statement or answer given. Secondly, Is a girl ever sure about anything......that is not a question that should be asked!!!! Ofcourse she's not sure, and the more you ask her, the more she doubts a decision that she took months making. ok enough with the ranting, but you get my point right??

So at the end of the conversation the Ex'd guy says he is ok with whatever decision you make. You decide to stick to your guns. You just want to be friends you say. He accepts without as much as throwing a tantrum. You are impressed at his composure. However, you wish he tried a little harder to make you stay. To be able to change your already undecided mind.

You part ways rather solemnly and wonder whether that is what being friends means.

Valentine .....saint or sinner?

All who want to shoot cupid in the head say I......wow....those are many hands......(mumurs)
Poor chap, what he do? Yes, uhuh, what was that? Arrows not being shot at the right heart? uhuh. ok......You there, what is that? Speak up please. Pardon me? Gladness from the gods? No? ooh u mean.."MADness from the gods? hihihi, i see. ok Let us carry on.

Cupid stories spread far and wide, he has been connected to valentines day but he generally is active in and out of season. Shooting arrows where hearts are.(curses from crowd)
Ahem! We proceed. The roots of St. Valentine's Day lie in the ancient Roman festival of Lupercalia, which was celebrated on Feb. 15. For 800 years the Romans had dedicated this day to the god Lupercus. On Lupercalia, a young man would draw the name of a young woman in a lottery and would then keep the woman as a sexual companion for the year......Clearly that did not urger well with Pope Gelasius the first, who changed the lottery to have both young men and women draw the names of saints whom they would then emulate for the year. And the patron of that feast was changed from Lupercalia to Valentine...
So the Roman men would use Valentine's name in love letters they wrote to those they sought affection. Hence the tradition of exchanging valentine cards, presenting flowers and offering confectionery.

And so the day .......huh? was that someone with a question? you disagree with this? ok so what do you think are the origins of Valentine day? yes.... uhuh ok . You think it was named after a priest in the Roman Empire who helped persecuted Christians during the reign of Claudius II, and was thrown in jail and later beheaded on Feb. 14? ok. Anyone else differs? ok . Speak up now. uhuh. You say it was named after someone who secretly married couples when marriage was forbidden, or suffered in Africa? Was this guy beheaded too? Maybe? ok that is an interesting perspective.
Anybody else? uhuh? yes? A martyr you say? a Catholic bishop of terni? ok...i have noted that.
Somebody else?............. anyone....?

Ok You probably are all right. We can correctly conclude that Valentines day was named after some guy and that it has to do with the love emotion. And that ends the session "Valentine...saint or sinner" .Thank you for your participation. Have a good one.

This Valentine.......

When she walks away from you mad
[ Follow her ]

When she stare's at your mouth
[ Kiss her ]

When she pushes you or hit's you
[ Grab her and dont let go ]

When she start's cussing at you
[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]

When she's quiet
[ Ask her whats wrong ]

When she ignore's you
[ Give her your attention ]

When she pull's away
[ Pull her back ]

When you see her at her worst
[ Tell her she's beautiful ]

When you see her start crying
[Just hold her and dont say a word ]

When you see her walking
[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]

When she's scared
[ Protect her ]

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]

When she steal's your favorite hat
[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]

When she tease's you
[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]

When she doesnt answer for a long time
[ reassure her that everything is okay ]

When she look's at you with doubt
[ Back yourself up ]

When she say's that she like's you
[ she really does more than you could understand ]

When she grab's at your hands
[ Hold her's and play with her fingers ]

When she bump's into you
[ bump into her back and make her laugh ]

When she tell's you a secret
[ keep it safe and untold ]

When she looks at you in your eyes
[ dont look away until she does ]

When she misses you
[ she's hurting inside ]

When you break her heart
[ the pain never really goes away ]

When she says its over
[ she still wants you to be hers ]


- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Tease her and let her tease you back.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

......so its a forward...but its great don't you think?

Hand in cookie jar...

"I didn't take any sugar", the child smiles. Half of his face is covered in crystals of sweet stuff (read sugar). The mother cannot help but smile as she wipe his face. She tells him, "It's okay to take some sugar baby. Just don't lie about it."
You cannot help and look back at how sophisticated your lies have become. Now you smile with yourself.......in satisfaction? I hope not.! :-) ......

"Hand in the cookie jar" will soon become a cliche (if it isn't already). It is synonymous with scandalous affairs, bribery, corruption, drug trafficking as well as many other situations that were not meant to happen or be noticed.....Seen by somebody while trying to take a thing that he/she was not entitled to.
Being caught with the hand in the cookie jar is almost similar to being punk'd only that its not as funny! because being busted is more like a red cheek event.

Lately, politicians are more frequent visitors to the cookie jar. Saying one thing and doing another. Preaching water and drinking wine. That kind of thing. However, bold citizens are coming forward to uncover acts of corruption and prejudice in their leaders. Whether or not eating a cookie is wrong, is upto the people. Being open about eating a cookie.........thats something else.

Katherine Heigl Biography ....................

She is ranked 1 in top 99 women 2008 edition.

You have probably seen the half-irish half-german model in popular flicks like ," My father the Hero", "Knocked Up", the most recent "27 dresses" or in the tv series "Grey's Anatomy" or the popular sci-fi drama "Roswell".

Born in Washington DC in 1978 to Paul And Nancy, Kathrine Heigl's time in the spotlight began when she started modeling as a child. She rose steadily to the top by getting coveted roles in various movies including "100 girls" and "the ringer".

The green-eyed blonde became engaged to singer Josh Kelley (2 years her junior) in June 2006. They met on the set of his music video for "Only You."They were married on December 23, 2007 in Park City, Utah and escaped to the plush Esperanza resort in Cabo San Lucas for their honeymoon.


In the pictures: Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelly.

Alvin and the Chipmunks......my review

DISCLAIMER: This review might contain spoilers if u haven't already watched the movie!

First that title should be Dave and the chipmunks....coz Alvin is a chipmunk right?
Anyway that's besides the point....... i really liked the flick except I think the Dave character should have been a bit funnier....

The chipmunks stole the show fer real.... i absolutely loved their shrill voices rapping to the sound of the beat..." Christmas is here"

Alvin...a little geeky for a chipmunk......but hey gotta love the guy...Theodore...i think hes kinda like blonde...Simon....hes very mischievous....saying things like " You're hot.... or ..."She wanted you..."

So moral of the movie ( this is my review) is that Dave learns that even chipmunks can become your family. The chipmunks discover that being loved and cared for by Dave is better than being treated like overworked rock stars by uncle Ian.

I think uncle Ian has pretty cool taste in terms of employee royal treatment......:-)

Crime of Passion.....

A husband discovers his wife is having a glamorous affair with his BEST friend.....errrr no thats tooo wrong.....ok ...the wife is cheating on him with some random guy and they are busted in the marital bed.....err ok this is not working....

Theres a true story here........courtesy of of timesonline.com

"Mr Too was driving from Nairobi to his constituency of Eldoret when the policeman recognised his travelling companion: it was the woman with whom he shared his home.

Colleagues said that the unnamed officer already knew his girlfriend was having an affair with Mr Too and chased them on his motorcycle when he saw them together.

“He drove toward the side of the woman and shot her in the stomach twice,” said Gabriel Kuya, deputy police chief. “Her partner pleaded with the officer not to kill her but he turned his pistol on him instead, hitting him four times in the head.”

...Heat of passion is a defense to the mens area (most times anyway), or intent element of murder, the rationale being that a person whose passions are suddenly provoked is incapable of premeditation.I don't know about you, but as much as killing as a result of jealousy and rage is not the same as premeditated crime, murder is murder.